June 2011
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May 2011
May 31st
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May 31st
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My stomach has been a bottomless pit today. From the time I’ve gotten up I’ve had: 2 slices of pizza 5 stadium hot dogs 5 baby beers (probably the equivalent of 3 real beers) a McDouble 2 chicken wings And surprisingly, I’m still hungry. I’m not even a little bit full. I think I may have a tapeworm. Good thing tomorrow’s a “gym day.”
May 31st
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May 30th
May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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Oh Yeah
…I also need to finish watching the last disc of How I Met Your Mother S1. Netflix is actually making money off of me on that one.
May 30th
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May 30th
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Plus side of getting paid before the weekend holiday: Having cash to do whatever you want to do whenever you want to do it. Down side of getting paid before the weekend holiday: That extra $200 you had in your check disappears really quickly. Luckily (or unluckily), I get paid once a month. If I keep my spending in line for the next two weeks I should be fine.
May 30th
All I want to do today is
Eat hotdogs, drink beer, and watch minor league baseball. Yes, there are other things I need to do. Unfortunately, there are things I have to do too. But baseball, beer, and dogs? That’s all I want to do today.
May 30th
May 29th
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May 29th
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1/2 cup of Firefly. 1/2 cup of Water.
Greatness.
May 29th
May 29th
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May 29th
After a couple years of not contributing to society, my first real paycheck was a success. I was able to pay all of my current bills, get caught up (or at least partly so) on some old ones, buy Puddles a few nice things, and still managed to put $6.22 into savings. It’s not a lot, but it’s a win. I’ll take it.
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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Off work early.
Life is good.
May 27th
May 27th
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May 27th
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This blog is about to become an "I Hate the Miami...
The 2010-11 NBA Season is quickly turning into a movie where the bad guy wins. I love that. Here’s to Dallas not ruining “my” happy ending.
May 27th
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Hey Bulls,
hinylon: YEEEEEEEEE BUUDDDYYY!!!!!!!!! The Bulls had no business blowing that lead.
May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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I LIVE IN THE SOUTH, SO OBVIOUSLY I LIKE
kaseygirl: Jimmy Buffett Sweet Tea Racist jokes The palmetto tree on the SC flag Being nosy and meddling in other people’s lives Turning one syllable words into seven, “heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy” Saying “y’all” Bojangles’ Country music Dating guys from “old money” families Wearing makeup just to go to the grocery store Pickup trucks Insane Clown Posse John Deere Tractors Carolina...
May 26th
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May 26th
Fair to Flair: Raw Review - 05/23/11 →
aggressiveart: fairtoflair: Everything R-Truth does seems completely made up on the spot. As if the script for his segment just reads “and then R-Truth comes out” and there’s a bunch of smudges and doodles until the next part. His conspiracy theorist character is awesome in two completely different ways. One, he talks out loud about good guy vs. bad guy pro wrestling logic (putting...
May 25th
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Paging @brittvicious →
Just a small sample of the pics I took while in TN
May 25th
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Remember when the Bulls ran the Heat out of the...
Yeah. About that.
May 25th
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May 25th
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One of the key factors to leadership and success...
joetheblogger: is how many people’s bullshit you’re willing to deal with over the course of one day. If you can handle talking to a bunch of people with a lot of different backgrounds and expertises you’ll go far! This man speaks the truth.
May 25th
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May 24th
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iammattjordan replied to your photo: I’ve already chimed in on me getting Puddles a… you’re a dirty red sox fan? i feel like you just turned heel on me Nah Bro’ham. Braves first. Yankees second. The Bo Sox are definitely her team and her team alone.
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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“I need to find me a little Jimmy.”
– R-Truth (via droptoehold) Little by little, R-Truth’s “tired of being a house nigga” gimmick is getting over on me.
May 24th
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May 23rd
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I hate when I find someones blog that I wanna read
thenewhotness: and then find out that it is on wordpress or blogger. That’s a SPECIAL TRIP to another website just for YOU.  UGH. Y’ain’t worth it.  Unfortunately though, those days are long gone. Everything that blogs excelled at doing back in the day, are now done better and faster by other services. Where do I turn when I want to share a quick story? Facebook and Twitter has me...
May 23rd
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“I was at a party — I’d never met her — and she was like, ‘Come sit down.’ So I...”
– Zach Galifianakis, in a recent ShortList.com interview, recalling a chance encounter with actress January Jones wherein “she and I were very rude to each other.” Weirdest celebrity beef ever. [popwatch.] (via thedailywhat) I’m going to speak for all of the non-Mad Men fans in the room. ...
May 23rd
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May 23rd