29 is the new 50
Coworker1: Oh man, this week is about to be crazy. I'm so excited. I'm so scared.
Me: Alright there Jesse Spano.
Me: I'm not even justifying that question with an answer.
Coworker2: If only we had known all of your shortcomings during the hiring process
Coworker1: I..I don't get it.
Me: I'm done with this conversation.
Coworker2: You're starting over. Your cool points have been reset to zero.