People I Tend To Point My Valentine’s e-Arrows At More Times Than Not:

• techsgtjenn
• idrvfast
• jayfingers
• spiralingsidewayz
• becomingbrina
• scottfriday
• elongrad1997
• themattsmith
• barbiehighheels

Tumblr Crushes:

• spiralingsidewayz
• naessessary
• thesemicullen
• snitting-next-to-borpo
• nicoleington
• spoken-nerdsfinesthour
• scottfriday
• pandemichaha
• robotindisguise

Considering the time of day I’m actually able to play on here, this looks about right.

When These Guys Post A “Wall O’ Text,” I Actually Bother To Read It:

• scottfriday
• liznessmeanzbizness
• rosieloveswords
• hyperboliceleste
• semicullen
• hernamewastangerine
• totallycoty
• idrvfast
• doctordarksnacks

Wait a sec! It’s Scott Friday’s birthday? Shit, why didn’t someone tell me earlier? I could have got another one of these, cheap.

I’ve fried 26 wings today. Scott Friday who?

Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but honestly I was just jealous of the awesome-ass wings Scott Friday has been making the past two weekends.

People I Should Have Done A Fantasy Football League With:

• rosieloveswords
• altleftarrow
• hyperboleceleste
• spiralingsideways
• pandemiclaughter
• scottfriday
• becomingbrina
• totallycotally
• finche

People who enjoy the same crazy things that I do:

• cleapow
• rosieloveswords
• scottfriday
• lickypickystickyfree
• chrismellow
• drawlmag
• kaseygirl
• it8bit
• simplyfootball

scottfriday replied to your post: Anyone know how long a growler will keep once opened?

keep it refrigerated: around a week. truth.

Being the professional drinker that he is, I trust the words of Saint Scott Friday

My tap guys say “the weekend,” but then they want me to buy more beer.

Good enough as that’s all it needs to last. Well, the first one at least. Not sure how/when I’m going to be able to get ahold of the second one.

Tumblr Crushes:

• scottfriday
• agirlnamedstewart
• sarahgetsit
• finche
• ragekat
• iammattjordan
• pantiesforbreakfast
• nicoleington
• hernamewastangerine

Tumblr Crushes:

• ragekat
• wickedlytwiztid
• kaseygirl
• scottfriday
• finche
• inthefade
• unicycles
• wewatchwrestling
• naessessary

I’m contractually obligated to post one of these any time Puddles makes my crushes board.